- My friend who has a boyfriend of 3 years sitting in a group of single people (in a sad voice): guyssss tomorrow's valentines day!
- Me: so?
- Her: are you doing anything!
- Me: no...?
- Her: me neither...
Today we’ll send over 300 billion emails, 19 billion text messages yet we’ll still feel alone. The average person will say 2,250 words to 7.4 other individuals. Will these words be used to hurt or to heal?
That’s not how you do it. If you wanna impress a girl you become an athlete, a musician; drummer will do it. You impress a girl by being gentle and kind and romantic. You don’t do it by being a complete asshole and snorting mint to look “cool.” The whole point of being your age, girls, is to learn to keep away from guys like that.
- Greatest French Teacher Ever